Sunday, May 3, 2009

Regretfully, I must inform you. Pigs are getting the flu from a Canadian carpenter. It's been confirmed.


"According to USDA Secretary Tom Vilsack, a Canadian carpenter who had been to Mexico came down with flu syptoms upon his return home. He then did work on a hog farm in Alberta and subsequently his family and the swine fell ill, exhibiting influenza symptoms".  Lauren Etter
 
It seems carpenters always get blamed for the worst.  First there was Jesus who was a carpenter, then there is this poor out-of-work Canadian carpenter who is now blamed for the untimely likely sacrifice of some poor farmer's pigs.  As the Canadian health care system is already over taxed and slow to respond, it is unknown where all the tissues will come from for the poor suffering pigs snouts. 
 
My greatest fear is that because of this one out-of-work carpenter (who flew home to be with his family)...
 
PIGS WON"T BE ALLOWED TO FLY!
 
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