At game end, what's it going to be. Heaven or Hell?

So I was talking to this guy that wanted food.  That alone is funny.  Somebody asking me, the self proclaimed Holy Freegan, for food?  Proves God has a sense of humor.

 

I said to this guy, "What's it going to be.  At game over.  Is it heaven or hell". 

He said, "huh?" 

I said, "You know.  When you die.  Is it heaven or hell?" 

He said, "Where's my food or something like that?" 

I said, "So like when you die.  Heaven or hell?" 

He said,"Well it's like this.  That is not for me to decide.  I just do what I do and there is not anything I can do to choose. The decision is not made by me." 

I said, "Nothing you can do to influence the outcome? Are you an axe murderer?"

He said, "No".

I said, "If you were, would you have done something to influence whether you will go to hell?"

He said, "Come on.  Just give me my food and I will never come back."

I said, "hmmm".

 

So what's it going to be, "Heaven or Hell"? 

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